wasjasmine:

fuckkyliejenner:

Chris Brown’s vocal ability doesn’t even come to mind when I think of him. Like, I literally just think about the fact that he beat Rihanna.

Good. I’m glad he’s remembered as a monster to almost 6k people

oldfilmsflicker:

bustysaintclair:

gayisthenewokay:

all the lesbians are going to be tired tomorrow because we’re all watching 13 episodes of orange is the black consecutively so if you see a hot girl tomorrow who says she’s tired then she’s a lesbian and you should definitely try and chat her up

All the bisexuals are going to be tired too because we’re all already tired of waiting for this show to say the word “bisexual”

THIS

floozys:

*grown ass 18+ yo*: “XD”

me: how have you preserved your innocence like this, how have you managed to shield yourself from the overwhelming cruelty and sin of this world 

zubat:

That’s one thing I cannot stand. Gay people will refer to the LGBT community as the gay community, refer to LGBT rights as gay rights, refer to same gender marriage as gay marriage, but when a bi/pansexual person wants to call themselves gay all of a sudden using the word as an umbrella term becomes a major problem.

trackmark:

snapchatting:

*winks at my reflection in the mirror*

*reflection walks away*

snorlaxatives:

people are always like “respect your elders” and i’m just like….. no….. i’ll respect everyone until they give me a reason not to. i’ll respect people who respect me. i have no obligation to respect someone just because they’re older than me. and from my experiences, old people are rude as fuck and have some bizarre superiority complex

burningredhair:

Never forget the true winners of Eurovision
#squadgoals

venusaurphobia:

*hears someone laugh nearby* why are they laughing at me? what did I do? fuck them I didn’t even do anything

killeminem:

me everytime i see a hetero couple: that girl is way out of his league

newmelone:

“Josuke is a bad jojo” sorry for your shit taste in jojo husbandos, partner

me when top doesn't update Instagram for a few hours: is he ok? Is he feeling alright? Does he need assistance?

the signs at family parties

Aries: asks for the Wi-Fi password immediately and spends the rest of the evening on tumblr mobile, talking to no one
Taurus: begs everyone to play board games with them at any given opportunity
Gemini: goes on a 15 minute social justice rant and makes everyone else uncomfortable
Cancer: tries to convince the more laid back relatives to give them alcohol
Leo: eats all the food and knows no one there
Virgo: grits their teeth and tries to not start shit as they listen to their family's ridiculous political opinions
Libra: gets wasted so that they have no memory of the entire experience
Scorpio: smiles consistently and polite towards everyone, but is actually trying to make as little interaction as possible
Sagittarius: goes with the one and only cousin who they have things in common with and stays with them most of the time
Capricorn: brags about personal achievements to enforce their dominance over other relatives
Aquarius: sits with younger relatives to inform them about aliens and conspiracy theories
Pisces: somewhat shy to greet anyone first and tries to stick with friends they brought

aou!Nat: instantly flirting with bruce in non-action sequences with no clear indication as to why she wants him
aou!Nat: bruce faceplants her boobs bc why not it's joss whedon who cares about unnecessary sexual jokes
aou!Nat: blushes before a monster who previously left her cowering in fear
aou!Nat: spills her deepest secrets/past is revealed in order to compare her infertility to hulk claiming they're both "monsters" hence her pain being used as a sloppy romance ploy
aou!Nat: "let's run away together"
aou!Nat: goes from clearing the red in her ledger, love is for children, my covers are blown, to wanting to fly into the sunset like a lovesick fickle teenager
aou!Nat: somehow is captured and unable to escape prison (puhLEEZE), wakes up shaking, only meant to be rescued by her knight in shining armor, bruce banner so they can finally run away together
aou!Nat: spends her spare time pining after borderline unrequited love
aou!Nat: characterizations from previous movie completely ignored and dropped
aou!Nat: is a slap to the face if every written bw comic ever
aou!Nat: gets no scenes to reflect on how she handles the after-events of tws (for example, her entire history being spilled to the world??)
aou!Nat: entire character arc in aou was to be a flirty would-be girlfriend
aou!Nat: is used as a sexual prop to fulfill of love story that served no purpose to the film
aou!Nat: is further collectively regarded as a useless avenger and/or there for eye candy
aou!Nat: got the most insulting characterization out of the whole bunch
bruce/nat defenders: .......
bruce/nat defenders: people are just mad because of clintasha/romanogers!

blackturtleneckgirl:

I need to be a professional woman who wears expensive lingerie under designer clothes

“lol (im going to fucking stab you) its fine :)” squad

hachiknji:

gemini cancer leo virgo scorpio capricorn