officialcadbane:

ohsebs:

ohsebs:

ohsebs:

my nurse just came in to check my vitals and I told him to fight me from beneath a mountain pillows. He just moved my pillows and told me maybe later.

he just came in again and when I tried to tell him to fight me again I started coughing and I couldn’t breathe and then then he just smiled and told he won’t fight me because he knows I’d win

Apparently I seduced him with my drool and terrible lungs because he wrote his number on a coffee from the giftshop under “fight me?”

Imagine your OTP

surprisebitch:

kenyamoore:

OMG

LMAO DELETE THIS SHE GONNA SUE 👀

lifesgrandparade:

アメリカンドックとモンスターで充電できるなんて初めて知った

truthandsickness:

for the prompt

captoring:

when you had bad vibes about someone and then it turns out you were right 

lukeisherenow:

iggy’s tour is going better than expected

mustachossom:

LISTEN I had to get this out of my system

untamedprince:

enemies to friends to lovers is literally my favorite trope. i will never tire of seeing two characters go from hating each other, to tentatively feeling out a friendship, to slowly developing feelings for each other and then falling in love. it’s painfully cliché and  i want to see it e v e r y w h e r e

saddestblogger:

me lookin at road kill: ew that’s gross lol

dead raccoon: ok but you ain’t looking that good either hunty !!

me:

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

midforde:

Shingeki no Kyojin ft. skies