“No.”
I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM
THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS
BOWLCUTS
LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
This should be protocol everywhere
Today in the park I was walking my dog and there was this other girl walking her poodle. She was really pretty and very very nice. Our dogs played for a little while. And then her poodle squatted and pooped, and when she leaned down to pick it up a dude started yelling obscenities about how he’d like to put his dick in her ass.
She got up and literally threw the bag of warm poop at him.
It hit him in the face.
I got to witness that. This might be the best day of my life.
Forgotten MSPA Facts: Andrew Hussie once gave himself a horrible, horrible computer virus after downloading a .zip file full of shitty wizard wallpapers while making the interior of Rose’s house.
Did you know at the set of Capitan America 2. Chris Evans couldn’t tell apart Scarlett Johanson’s stunt doubles from her so he would start talking to them as in they were Scarlett and the stunt doubles played the game ” How long would it take Chris to figure out im not Scarlett” . Apparently the record was 10 minutes.
Remember that one time Bokuto almost killed Konoha
having a friend that’s significantly younger than you
when you and a friend join a fandom together
This is 100% accurate
drake in the anaconda video and van gogh’s ‘at eternity’s gate’
imagine all the jojo villains getting together for like a meeting discussing what they did wrong and dio is all “i don’t understand i really didn’t do anything that bad to jonathan.” and kars is like “YOU LITERALLY BURNED HIS DOG ALIVE YOU DICKFACE!”
kira looks at kars stone faced like “who cares it was just a dog” and kars glares back and just “WELL WHAT IF IT WAS A CAT THEN” and kira gasps and fucking puts a hand to his mouth oh no not the poor kitties
