the signs as obviously fake tumblr stories

homuratrash:

aries: Sherlock, Subtext, and My Ultra-Conservative Baby-Boomer Dad

taurus: the queer whisperer

gemini: “im going to try that on my husband”

cancer: So A Brony Tried Hitting On Me In A Coffee Shop Today

leo: “i just sent my honors teacher a pic of jonghyun shirtless by mistake!”

virgo: “so when’s our date”

libra: Down With Cis

scorpio: SEE ME

saggitarius: my friend had jury duty today

capricorn: “dude this is so gay”

aquarius: “damn i would tap that ass so bad”

pisces: SUCK MY ASS

katara:

Magneto has risen

laughingsloth:

I must recover from all the ballads.

daydreamingidiots:

What are you waiting for?

weloveshortvideos:

Working hard to get the answers you care about

datasoriku:

i can only hope to one day achieve this level of happiness

charlavail:

This vegan baking show is unreal…

bowserfucker:

my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.

eoyama:

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

ichikaakimoto:

Meruem: komugi..will you hold my hand
Komugi: YA sure
-touch meruems insect hand-
Komugi: ew, what the fuck..okay

iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

ezekieru:

animeshittalk:

Get that weak loli shit out of here!

oh my fucking god